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djspooky:

Hello everybody! Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself!  Officer Go Fuck Yourself is currently one of the officers in Ferguson tasked to restore the peace to the community! This gentleman here is getting his 5 minutes of fame due to his actions on duty! At a peaceful protest in Ferguson, this Officer drew his Loaded M4 (Riffle) and pointed it at Unarmed Journalist at the scene as he kindly Yelled at them “I’m Going To Fucking Kill You!”… When asked for his name by the journalist he responded with “Go Fuck Yourself! ” Odd name huh?!! And I hope that is actually his name because if it isn’t then That is a Crime! More specifically A Misdemeanor (Class C I believe!)… I Would Hate for this Officer Of The Law to be Charged and Fined! As Officers are required to give their Names and Badge # if Requested!…. This is BS! Officers are breaking more Laws and Constitutional Rights of people than the people are actually doing! They’re Elected by the public to Protect the Peace of the community, not to fuck it up even more! 😔 #Ferguson #OfficerGoFuckYourself #ThisIsTooMuch… and sorry if I seem like a b%tch, but I don’t support this type of shit from the police!

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

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  • person: shut up
  • other person: make me
  • *so much sexual tension fills the air there is no more oxygen and everyone slowly falls to their death*
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mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

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bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

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leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

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Anonymous: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

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